Hey gang! In our further steps to become a nearly legitimate website, we’ve gone and hired other writer types to bring you the kind of coverage one weasel can’t offer.

I went and found you guys the best otter I could. This one likes books, and knows how to write things, and has muscles, which were all the requirements!

His first article can be found right over here. It’s a review for Lev Grossman’s new novel “The Magicians”. Go take a look, and tell him how great you all think he is.