Thank god it’s not another map pack, but rather a hilarious song from everyone’s favorite nerd rocker, Jonathan Coulton.

Hey guys, welcome to my new website. So what the fuck is this all about?

This year two separate annotated editions of “The Wind in the Willows”, Kenneth Grahame’s century old tale of a woodland creatures and mental illness, were published. While I’m not sure you need an annotated version, my point in bringing it up is still valid: you’ve read “The Wind in the Willows”, right?

I love to watch teenagers die horrible deaths. In fictional movies, not like in person or in a snuff film. It’s this love for underage maiming that got me into the “Final Destination” series. The movies can easily be broken down as follows: First one took itself way too seriously, but was original. Second one poked fun at itself, but got a little too Rube Goldberg. The third one stopped giving a shit, and the fourth one stopped giving a shit, but in 3D.