With a film like The Fantastic Mr. Fox there is obviously going to be more than one of us that wanted to review it. Instead of pulling rank and deleting everyone else’s accounts, I went all King Solomon on this article’s ass. Both Jakebe and I have stuff so say, and dammit we’re going to say it.

With this latest effects-laden Roland Emmerich schlock-fest, the “We were warned” tag line actually applies.

Yeah, I went to see New Moon. It’s a pretty huge film based on a wildly successful book franchise. Like her or not, Stephenie Meyer has created a series that resonates with millions of people. Also, it has fucking werewolves. Also, it’s a piece of shit.

I love me some Jak and Daxter. The Naughty Dog series is one of my favorite platformers of all time. Since the original developer has seemingly moved on to bigger, better titles (Uncharted 2: Among Thieves will blow your mind and your dick), the duo has changed hands a couple times. Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier was supposed to be the next game in the series, but after playing it I’m just hoping it gets retconned away.

Nintendo is apparently sick of Vietnamese kids with Aspergers making awesome Super Mario Bros videos. So included as special content in the upcoming New Super Mario Bros Wii is a series of videos showing off “super skill” gameplay.

This shit is crazy. Seven videos after the break.

It was 20 minutes into the film when the ghost of Jacob Marley’s jaw unhinges and he moans through his unnaturally gaping maw while his tongue flops out like a victim from The Grudge that I realized Zemeckis knows exactly how creepy this shit is, and he wants to scare the Christmas spirit into your kid.