With the returns of everyone favorite porn, sorry art site FurAffinity, I was prepared for the surge of… interesting pics coming in. (Thanks for those six cub drawings that appeared on the front page the first time I logged in, that was just fucking awesome). One thing I was expecting to see was a flood of Ash/Kristofferson pairings. You know, the fox boys from The Fantastic Mr. Fox that were just seething sexual tension. But recent searches turn up a mere three images. You people are slacking, get to work!
And while you’re at it, here are a few more characters severely lacking in the “horrendous mind-scarring porn” department. It’s not that there is no pron of these characters, but most of these guys would fail to sustain a thread on fChan.
We’ll start with Louis, since there’s a legitimate excuse for the lack of fat gator porn. For the unaware, Louis is a jazz playing gator from the upcoming Disney film, The Princess and the Frog. Unfortunately it seems he actually wants to be turned human, which kind of makes him a big fat antithesis for furry.
Another Disney creation (though technically Belgian comic first). It’s probably because Marsupilami’s cartoon was very short lived, and has yet to be released to DVD, but there’s a surprisingly little amount of submissions for him. He has a super long prehensile tail, which makes him an instant candidate for some tail bondage.
What, you guys don’t read heavily illustrated children’s book series about newspaper editor rats who go on adventures? Well if you did you would have already drawn a picture of titular hero Geronimo giving to that goofy fatass cousin of his as punishment for causing another zany disaster.
Manic the Hedgehog
Honestly there doesn’t need to be any more Sonic universe porn. But freakishness that’s out there, I’m surprised more people haven’t boarded on the incestual train wreck that is Manic. You don’t remember him because Sonic Underground was barely on the air, and was the shittiest Sonic cartoon ever.
The Three Caballeros
Actually, fuck Donald Duck. But Jose Carioca and Panchito Pistoles are serverely lacking. Maybe the furry community is racist against Latinos, or speciest against birds, but they need to get over it and draw some south of the border amore. What happens in Baia stays in Baia, folks.
I know, I know, who? Look I can understand that most of you don’t remember or never played Golden Axe III on the Sega Genesis. But it is a crime to let a buff panther wearing a bondage harness get forgotten to time. Look at this motherfucker! He’s porn already!
Heffalumps and Woozles
I somewhat blame the trippy and frightening song sequence from The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh for my eventual weaselness. The least you people could do is scar my earliest childhood memories with some kleptomaniacal plush toy naughtiness.
Towards the end of Jak 3 Count Veger gets what’s coming to him, in the form of an ottsely transformation. And while he’s been left out from subsequent titles, Veger’s still one of the best characters in the series. A former evil Count turned cute little mustelid? The comeuppance pics practically draw themselves.
For the record, I don’t actually want to see most of this stuff. But in the interest of completion it is the fandom’s responsibility, nay their duty to draw these dudes humping.