The mysterious Project Needlemouse has been teased for a while now, but today SEGA officially announced that the 2D Sonic the Hedgehog game is going to be called Sonic 4.
Apparently those half dozen 2D Sonic games on the Game Boy Advance, DS, and PSP don’t count.
SEGA released a teaser trailer that conveniently skips all those years between 1994 and now when Sonic started sucking hardcore.
Sonic 4 will be an episodic downloadable title for all the major consoles. SEGA hasn’t said how many levels will be featured in each episode.
The best part of this whole deal is that the game is that Sonic is the only playable character. Kiss my ass, tertiary characters!










…yet Sega will still manage to fuck it up.
Let no one deny it; they know this to be true.