Back in high school I was aware of the Insane Clown Posse, but had never bothered to listen to them. I knew that everyone wearing an ICP shirt ranked somewhere among the absolute dumbest people on the planet, but surely the band was fairly normal, right?

Holy fuck was I wrong.

ICP’s new song is, like many rap and hard rock group’s later songs, a tribute to their children. It’s a four and a half minute, totally genuine journey through everything that is magical in the world. And by “magical”, I mean “completely normal shit that most of us stopped being fascinated with when we were 10″.

It’s hard to say whether they wrote this song together — if Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope had this simultaneous epiphany about every mundane thing imaginable — or if the one that looks like Guy Fieri had to explain how totally awesome the sky is, even when you’re not high off your ass.

Among the many miracles these makeup clad visionaries proclaim (including dirt, “fucking rainbows”, and giraffes), my favorite is Shaggy’s sheer wonderment about magnets. See my headline up there? That’s an actual goddamn lyric in this song.

You wanna know what the Insane Clown Posse doesn’t include as one of the many amazing things in the universe? The human brain.

Presumably because they’ve never used one.