The new Starter Pokemon for the upcoming Pokemon Black/White have been leaked to the Internet. Get a look at these fuckers, they’re adorable as hell!
(Click for a bigger image)From left to right it’s Tsutaja, the Grass-type car insurance mascot Pokemon. Pokabu, the Fire-type pig/rabbit that may be training to be a sumo wrestler, or just likes wearing a mawashi. And Mijjumara a Water-type Pokemon made of concentrated preciousness.
The image comes from a leaked copy of CoroCoro magazine, which is the reputable source of Pokemon scoops in Japan (they had the scoop on the previous new Pokemon Zorua and Zoroark.
For the record, Lovejoy will be naming his Zorua KyellGold and his Mijumara KMHirosaki and will force them into the Daycare Center until they somehow make an Egg with each other.
Also, since this news has been on the Internet for all of six minutes, the fandom has of course already completely ruined everything.
I would say “in before new starter porn” but it’s the fucking furry fandom. There is already skerched porn pf these three right now. So in the spirit of furries ruin everything I will say “this is why we can’t have nice things!”