It was shockingly easy for Lovejoy to convince his entire staff to go see the new Cats & Dogs film. Convincing them all to do a full review for the film proved to be much harder. However, he did manage to squeeze a single sentence out of each of them. Think of this as your furry version of Rotten Tomatoes.
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Movie Poster Reviews – We’re Too Old For This Shit
Look we’re all adults here. And as much as we’d like to review every talking animal flick that comes along, the truth is that we don’t have the time, or the alcohol budget, to make that feasible. What we do have time for is to glance at the posters lining the hallway of our local cinemas, and make judgments about the films from a quick glance. And that’s exactly what we did.
As if Girls Weren’t Scary Enough Already
We’re bringing back double reviews. And what better movie to splice up with two reviewers, than Vicenzo Natali’s creepy, perverse film about genetic modification and hot French chicks with scorpion tails?
There Are So Many Better Things to See Than Spots
The best slice-of-life is supposed to take the ordinary and present it in a way that makes it fantastic. After leaving the quietly wonderful world of the story, you look around to find yours is that world. A good author leads you to find the extraordinary in your own existence. Unfortunately, Seeing Spots by Andres “Cyanni” Halden doesn’t manage that.
The ’80s Metal Album Cover of Movies
Don’t let the horror stories about its 3D dissuade you; this movie is pretty tasty popcorn, and worth the price of a 2D ticket anyway.
Mice More Awesome Than Foxes: Film at 11
Full of intrigue, drama, tense action and (yes) sex, Kyell Gold’s latest novel continues to set the gold standard for furry erotic fiction.
Year in Review: TV Shows of 2009
While it seems like we should be doing a whole article about hot cartoon animals, it turns out that animated shows suck this year. And aside from that sort of hot tiger from Battle Force 5 there really wasn’t a lot to look at. So we’re going to talk about regular shows, starring humans.
Ok fine and one with a talking bear that shows his cock. Happy?
Year in Review: Films of 2009
Damn there were a lot of movies this year! Even between the three of us we didn’t manage to see enough films. Plus half of the films we all saw were total crap, (turns out New Moon still sucks on the 3rd and 4th viewings). But 2009 had some standouts, and before all the bullshit award shows start happening, here’s our picks for some of the best this year.
Ain’t No Sunshine
One great movie, but I’m afraid you’re going to need to read the book for the full gut-punch.
There’s Something Fantastic About This Film
With a film like The Fantastic Mr. Fox there is obviously going to be more than one of us that wanted to review it. Instead of pulling rank and deleting everyone else’s accounts, I went all King Solomon on this article’s ass. Both Jakebe and I have stuff so say, and dammit we’re going to say it.





