How do you take a
flight-for-your-life into the woods and make it boring? Better yet,
how do you make it exciting again? These are but two of the pressing
questions of Harry Potter’s cinematic finale.
About: Jakebe
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Harry Potter and the Boring Woodland Hike
Posted by Jakebe on November 26th, 2010 on November 26th, 2010
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There Are So Many Better Things to See Than Spots
Posted by Jakebe on April 11th, 2010 on April 11th, 2010
The best slice-of-life is supposed to take the ordinary and present it in a way that makes it fantastic. After leaving the quietly wonderful world of the story, you look around to find yours is that world. A good author leads you to find the extraordinary in your own existence. Unfortunately, Seeing Spots by Andres “Cyanni” Halden doesn’t manage that.
The ’80s Metal Album Cover of Movies
Posted by Jakebe on April 5th, 2010 on April 5th, 2010
Don’t let the horror stories about its 3D dissuade you; this movie is pretty tasty popcorn, and worth the price of a 2D ticket anyway.
Mice More Awesome Than Foxes: Film at 11
Posted by Jakebe on January 17th, 2010 on January 17th, 2010
Full of intrigue, drama, tense action and (yes) sex, Kyell Gold’s latest novel continues to set the gold standard for furry erotic fiction.
Year in Review: TV Shows of 2009
Posted by Jakebe on December 31st, 2009 on December 31st, 2009
Posted in: Article, Features Tags: Battlestar Galactica, Community, Family Guy, FlashForward, Fringe, Glee, Lost, Supernatural, Survivor, The Cleveland Show, The Venture Brothers, True Blood, V
While it seems like we should be doing a whole article about hot cartoon animals, it turns out that animated shows suck this year. And aside from that sort of hot tiger from Battle Force 5 there really wasn’t a lot to look at. So we’re going to talk about regular shows, starring humans.
Ok fine and one with a talking bear that shows his cock. Happy?
Year in Review: Films of 2009
Posted by Jakebe on December 29th, 2009 on December 29th, 2009
Damn there were a lot of movies this year! Even between the three of us we didn’t manage to see enough films. Plus half of the films we all saw were total crap, (turns out New Moon still sucks on the 3rd and 4th viewings). But 2009 had some standouts, and before all the bullshit award shows start happening, here’s our picks for some of the best this year.
Ain’t No Sunshine
Posted by Jakebe on December 4th, 2009 on December 4th, 2009
Posted in: Article, Reviews Tags: charlize theron, cormac mccarthy, john hillcoat, kodi mcphee-smith, post-apocalypse, the road, viggo mortensen
One great movie, but I’m afraid you’re going to need to read the book for the full gut-punch.
The Earth Died Laughing
Posted by Jakebe on November 29th, 2009 on November 29th, 2009
With this latest effects-laden Roland Emmerich schlock-fest, the “We were warned” tag line actually applies.
You Can Love Star Wars and Not Be Ashamed
Surprise! Star Wars and quality storytelling aren’t always oil and water, especially when the comics are involved. Here’s your guide to three titles you don’t have to feel dirty for liking.
Furry Books from the Mainstream
Posted by Jakebe on October 30th, 2009 on October 30th, 2009
Three books you can read with family around without having to out yourself as being ‘of the hobby’.
