A dogtective, a jive talking squirrel, and Charlie the Tuna… there’s not enough weed in the world for this to work.
What the hell are Bronies, and where did they come from? One weasel’s quest to explain the phenomenon.
Look we’re all adults here. And as much as we’d like to review every talking animal flick that comes along, the truth is that we don’t have the time, or the alcohol budget, to make that feasible. What we do have time for is to glance at the posters lining the hallway of our local cinemas, and make judgments about the films from a quick glance. And that’s exactly what we did.
It’s obvious that Seth MacFarlane is aware of the furry fandom, and he’s even gone so far as to have an episode of American Dad go to a furcon, but lately it seems like he’s revisiting the idea a lot. Like he’s making furry jokes more than black jokes, and he has an entire show that is one stupid black joke.
While it seems like we should be doing a whole article about hot cartoon animals, it turns out that animated shows suck this year. And aside from that sort of hot tiger from Battle Force 5 there really wasn’t a lot to look at. So we’re going to talk about regular shows, starring humans.
Ok fine and one with a talking bear that shows his cock. Happy?
Damn there were a lot of movies this year! Even between the three of us we didn’t manage to see enough films. Plus half of the films we all saw were total crap, (turns out New Moon still sucks on the 3rd and 4th viewings). But 2009 had some standouts, and before all the bullshit award shows start happening, here’s our picks for some of the best this year.
One thing I was expecting to see when FurAffinity went back up was a flood of Ash/Kristofferson pairings. You know, the fox boys from The Fantastic Mr. Fox that were just seething sexual tension. But recent searches turn up a mere three images. You people are slacking, get to work!
And while you’re at it, here are a few more characters severely lacking in the “horrendous mind-scarring porn” department.