We’re bringing back double reviews. And what better movie to splice up with two reviewers, than Vicenzo Natali’s creepy, perverse film about genetic modification and hot French chicks with scorpion tails?
Browsing Reviews™
The Last of “Lost”
After six years, over a hundred episodes, and countless snide remarks about the plot made by people who never even watched the show, Lost has come to an end. To cap the whole series off is an epic, two and a half hour finale that’s sure to be divisive, even among the series’ staunchest fans. How does it all measure up?
The End is Nigh
The penultimate episode of Lost sets the stage for what promises to be a pretty damn epic finale. After a season of bringing two storylines to a head, the switches are ready to be thrown to send both plots (and both worlds) full steam ahead to their respective culminations, which may very well be one in the same.
Tube Speaks: I Don’t Need Your War Machines
Tube experiments with audio format for his counterpoint on Iron Man 2. Hear WW’s sexiest voiced reviewer explain why the Shellhead movie dropped the ball.
The Oldest Game in the World
With the Series Finale just two episodes away, we make the deepest withdrawal from the Department of Backstory that we ever have, and get some intriguing answers about the show’s central mythology, along with some new questions.
America’s Favorite Drunk Horndog Hero is Back
2008’s Iron Man was a pinnacle of comic book film, thanks to a perfect cast and a willingness not to take itself too seriously. This year’s sequel is more of the same, which is great, though not outstanding.
There Goes the Neighborhood
As the final season of Lost builds rapidly to a climax, the show nevertheless takes the time to give us a secondary pre-climax climax—in the form of a nice, swift kick between the legs.
Drawing Lines in the Sand (and then Blowing Them Up)
Season Six has, up til now, had a very deliberate group-by-group, character-by-character progression for the story’s setup. Well, now the pieces are all finally in place, and it’s time to set everything going full-speed.
That Little Girl Just Killed Like a Dozen Guys!
America hasn’t really experienced the kid/teenager ultra-violence films that countries like Japan are familiar with. Which is probably why Kick-Ass is being marketed as a goofy comedy with McLovin. Holy shit it is not that movie.
Everybody Loves Hug—OH HOLY CRAP!
Yeah, when you saw that this week’s episode was going to be a Hurley-centric one, you thought it was going to be a heartwarming romp through lightheartedness and comic relief. But you were so, so wrong.









