It’s Ursa Majors season again, and all the finalists have been announced. And just like how Entertainment Weekly pretends they know best, Weasel Wordsmith has its Editor’s Choice list of winners!

We all know cartoons suck nowadays. Through a combination of cheap animation, and our own nostalgia, and the act that we’re fucking grownups now, cartoons have lost their appeal. That said, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake is fucking awesome and I’m in love with it.