Five dudes give you one sentence about Disney’s latest animated feature, Tangled. Suck it, Associated Press, how’s that for succinct and efficient?

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice stars Nicolas Cage, so it’s going to be a crap shoot in terms of quality. Lovejoy and Corvi have two different takes on the Summer magic flick.

I’m going to make this quick because, honestly, the more you talk about a movie the more you just ruin the experience for other people. So let’s cut to the chase: The Princess and the Frog is straight up old school Disney, both good and bad.

It was 20 minutes into the film when the ghost of Jacob Marley’s jaw unhinges and he moans through his unnaturally gaping maw while his tongue flops out like a victim from The Grudge that I realized Zemeckis knows exactly how creepy this shit is, and he wants to scare the Christmas spirit into your kid.