It’s Ursa Majors season again, and all the finalists have been announced. And just like how Entertainment Weekly pretends they know best, Weasel Wordsmith has its Editor’s Choice list of winners!
He's no Zakumi, but he's still pretty damn cute. Don't kick him, he's endangered!
Canines Patrolling Recklessly, yo!
Why you should wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, especially if you ate a shit ton of shrooms.
Handcuffs, whips, bulging muscles, and dicks. Are you sure the fandom didn't do this?