One thing I was expecting to see when FurAffinity went back up was a flood of Ash/Kristofferson pairings. You know, the fox boys from The Fantastic Mr. Fox that were just seething sexual tension. But recent searches turn up a mere three images. You people are slacking, get to work!
And while you’re at it, here are a few more characters severely lacking in the “horrendous mind-scarring porn” department.