Canines Patrolling Recklessly, yo!
You’re not really an icon of popular culture until someone uses you as a rhyme in a rap song. 2010 is the year that furries become mainstream enough to be used for phat beats and dope rhymes, yo.
Back in high school I was aware of the Insane Clown Posse, but had never bothered to listen to them. I knew that everyone wearing an ICP shirt ranked somewhere among the absolute dumbest people on the planet, but surely the band was fairly normal, right? Holy fuck was I wrong.
This is sort of my release of negative energy so I can go into the new year with a positive attitude. Bear with me, it’s for the good of humanity.